Kylie Jenner got high and ate Fried Chicken at Popeyes and no that isn’t code for taking a load by her black boyfriend, who I’ve been told that before he even became a rapper, he was already living in Calabassas as a rich kid…but who cares about some 17 year old that has been exploited since she was 3 and what she has sex with at 17…because we were all 17 once…and I can assure you most of us were fucking or trying to fuck and that was even pre-internet days for me…so I can only imagine things being worse and in a democratic capitalist society I feel putting rules on when someone can or can’t put something in their assholes at any age is oppressive…especially someone like Kylie, who has been learning how to stick things in her asshole by her sister for many many years…

Point being, stop talking about bullshit scandal that is hardly scandal…more importantly…stop finding 17 year old hip hop vixen with ass implants eating chicken a hot thing….

Especially when you know every move anyone in this family makes is totally strategic.

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