So Amy Schumer’s been trying to be famous for a long fucking time….and it’s worked. She became relevant on social media thanks to being a joker on Roasts, and now she’s got more than one show of her own, where she’s giving her best stuff, and people are celebrating her for being funny, and I wouldn’t know if she was funny, because she blocked me years ago, when she probably had 10,000 followers, because called her out for being fat, and fat girls making jokes because they aren’t pretty makes me sad and the jokes not funny, because I get what’s going on with them….

Anyway, America has embraced fatness, so it only makes sense that Amy Schumer use that to her advantage by pretending to be comfortable with her body, as she counts her fucking money cuz she’s made it..

And the truth is, I actually like fat chicks, cuz as Schumer would suggest…they put out…because it’s better than spending another night alone…and well, sloppy tits are fun…

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