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2015

26

May

Sarah Hyland Shows Off Her Booty Progress of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is the creepy girl I assume was on hormone therapy thanks to her stage parents trying to extend her youth into a TV series….you know like all the Disney kids who don’t age thanks to Disney being a Nazi Sympathizer and Pedophile back in the 40s…at least according to my grandmother who claims she once sad on his lap while the rest of his creeper staff watched him demonstrate “it’s a small world but if you have enough lube it will fit”…if you know what I mean…but it’s very possible my grandmother was just crazy and making things up, I mean it is perfectly normal for a grown man to like kids enough to make parks and animated content for them….just as every pedophile ever…or Michael Jackson..

All this to say, Sarah Hyland is no longer being abused by her boyfriend she got a restraining order from, but she is at the gym, trying to grow that booty all thanks to Sofia Vergara being a good influence on her in the realm of hooking…

Fitness progress pics are fun!

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