Bootleg Rihanna and girl who had sex with Taylor Swift’s boyfriend before Taylor Swift had sex with him, Rita Ora, has a new music video and I am only posting it because I want you to really absorb some of the things horrible in Pop Music and the way some grey area, not quite Nicki Minaj, not quite Rihanna, not quite Katy Perry but trying to be a horrible mix of all threee and shit is boring…and not hitting the mark…not that I’m the target market…but I do hate her more after hearing this shit.

The people want edgy, crazy, maybe even a sex change…or a sex tape, or both…not low quality music, with shitty storylines…

All I’m thinking as this goes on is whether she has an inny or outty vagina…or whether she’s got herpes or not…and how many people has she fucked to matter…from record labels to US immigration…there’s a story here…

I wish she picked her poison and it was poison…

I am only posting this because why the fuck not…my life is pathetic, I can embrace that. Maybe I need a Vanity Fair cover…In more interesting news…Family Guy predicted Bruce Jenner being a woman…

Here’s some Jeopardy Contestants not knowing anything about Canada…even though Trebek is Canadian…

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