I’ve heard that all the Sports Illustrated bikini models, who I find equally dull and repetitive, even though I love girls in bikinis, I’m more like, please do something interesting in that bikini…why the fuck did you get booked for this bikini issue, oh right, because you are managed by IMG, and IMG is a huge sports agency, and if SI wants to get the sports exclusives, SI Swim is going to book their models, and really the staff at SI doesn’t give a fuck, clearly they know the girls are interchangeable, throw whatever in the mix, as long as she’s in a bikini, people will talk….I digress….

I’ve heard that all Sports Illustrated bikini models are hookers…meaning for 30,000 dollars rich guys can book them for private weekend getaways, it’s not a big deal, they’d go on the getaways anyway, the money is just bonus…right…and anyone would be a hooker for 30,000 dollars, especially when making very little money “modeling”…

I don’t know if Kate Bock is one of those girls…but I assume that everyone is that kind of girl…for 30,000 dollars or the weekend.

So I decided to take it upon myself to email her “Booker”…to see if he’s a pimp…by offering a 1 hour job in a hotel room for Kate Bock…

It turns out. She’s not a hooker, but she is hot in a bikini, even if these pics are boring….people will look…like us…even if it’s boring as fuck…

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