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2021

21

May

Kate Bock Bikini of the Day

Kate Bock is some tall skinny Canadian model who managed to get into the whole Sports Illustrated Swim human trafficking ring, or maybe you’d call it a matchmaking ring, or maybe you’d call it an athlete pussy farm….either way…she’s engaged to Basketball Player Kevin Love….

From being a rich kid in West Vancouver, to athlete’s wife…just anything is possible when you own a vagina….

In these pics, you’ll see how skinny she is, so skinny she forgot her ass, because it gets in the way of being skinny or some shit…

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2020

03

Jul

Kate Bock In a Bikini of the Day

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Kate Bock Long Torso is all I’ve gotta say about this model who used sports illustrated swim as a dating service or an escort agency to be sold off to the highest bidding pro athlete who she was thrown into the mix with because they’d all attend the same events…the Sports Illustrated model and the Sports Illustrated athlete….

The long torso, for the record, is not a deal breaker in terms of her hotness, because being a skinny bikini model overrides her deformities or genetic imperfections…since we live in a world where fat trannies are stealing the bikini model jobs….let’s give hype where hype is deserved….

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2020

18

Feb

Kate Bock Sleazy Photoshoot of the Day

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Kate Bock is a Canadian girl from a rich as fuck part of Canada called West Vancouver, that is also known as the place where Shay Mitchell’s rich parents paid for her to become an actress.

In being a rich kid, like Kate Upton before her, it was very easy for her to follow her dreams and become a “model” who probably never made all that much money but enough to exist outside of Canada….traitor….

If you want to hear creepy – she was discovered 12 at a local swimming pool…..because the model industry is for predators who groom young girls with dreams of being jerked off to by many.

She’s 32 now, old as fuck, but for some reason finally tying to make a name for herself, doing that Publicity Tour in the form of a half nude shoot that has the nipples photoshopped out…UNLESS SHE DOESN’T have nipples….

They also say she modelled for Victoria’s Secret, owned by another creeper, maybe the guy who found her at the pool at 12…..but she’s best known as the unpaid Sports Illustrated swim from 2013-2019…6 years of bikini photoshoots to feel relevant…because people still think SI SWIM is relevant…for some press….and to get a fast track to athlete dick…since SI SWIM is basically the brothel for athletes….

Her boyfriend, as I expected…..an NBA player named Kevin Love….all this shit is so repetitive…same story, different aged pussy.

Conveniently…..Kate bock was also at the beach to celebrate her photoshoot…in a bikini for you to jack off to…

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2019

16

Dec

Kate Bock Hot Outfit of the Day

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Hoes don’t get cold….HO HO HO…tis the fucking season…for this Kate Bock bikini model bitch to face the evil winter weather in some weird one piece thing that her vagina seems to fucking love more than my wife loves her Christmas YULE Log, or since we are in Quebec, her TOURTIERRE (google it), or since we’re in Canada, her VAT of maple syrup…cuz that outfit is being EATEN hard….I can see so much pussy I feel like I am a gynecologist during a birth…

As it turns out Kate Bock is Canadian, from some rich kid area in Vancouver, so this pussy doesn’t fear no snow…she was built for it…all 5 foot 11 of her…sturdy model body.

She’s pretty old now, in her 30s, but that doesn’t stop her from bringing the cunt out to the internet to remind the internet what her cunt looks like in case they forgot because she’s Kate Bock…not Kate Moss, or Kate Upton, or Katie Couric, or Kate Hudson, or Kate Winslet, or any Kate that is actually famous…but she’s still slutty.

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2016

22

Jun

Kate Bock Bikini Model of the Day

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Kate Bock is a bikini model who is probably best known for being in Sports Illustrated….

I don’t get impressed when I meet or see girls who are in Sports Illustrated, they are never the hottest girls, they are never the most interesting girls, and they’ve actually fallen off hard…and lost out to Victoria’s Secret, who use quality models…

I do think about their sugar daddies or rich parents that finance their lives and their bullshit, because they are likely busy people, too busy to know SI is irrelevant and not that important and that it’s a good badge when bragging about the pussy you fuck….even though SI rarely makes these girls ANY money…only some people pull it off.

Girls everywhere, especially instagram think this SI shit is an end all / be all / stamp of approval their egos need to increase their standards and hopefully fuck Leo DiCaprio…

I don’t know if this one has had Leo’s PR push yet, but I’ll assume she has and if she hasn’t, it’s the top item on her business plan…because she’s a personal brand people, maybe even a “fashion blogger”…or “beauty blogger”…or “Travel blogger”…catch phrase bullshit to try to scam brands into paying you – because…you might as well leverage your low fucking level…

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2016

01

Jun

Kate Bock in a Bikini of the Day

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I wonder who Kate Bock fucked to get into this modeling game. I always felt it would be fair for the dude behind the scenes, or the dudes behind the scenes to get some credit for supporting these models, their expensive lives, as they navigate the landscape of who to take pictures for – in efforts to get as much attention and social media coverage as possible.

I think it’d be only fair for her to say “well thanks to this rich stock broker I was fucking, I was able to meet some photographer for a magazine who was into shooting me, and on a tip this billionaire invited us on, we captured great pics we sent to a magazine who published them, and the rest is FUCKING HISTORY”…

But instead they act like they made it because they are legitimately hotter, more interesting, and deserving than equally hot bitches…

Seriously, I know this isn’t what “ALL GIRLS” look like, but it’s what all girls on instagram trying to be models look like…so why her, what’s her cometitive advantage, who is behind her…why is she in magazines and other bitches aren’t…

I want the story, but not really, I’ll just move onto the next slut in a bikini…you hear that Kate Bock…I’m done with you for now…

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2015

03

Dec

Kate Bock for Elle Canada Because She’s Canadian of the Day

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Kate Bock is a Canadian Sports illustrated model who has been in the magazine, which as far as anyone with a brain is concerned, has gone to shit and the girls they choose are pretty fucking low level bootleg…but still in bikinis…set in pics that look like every other bikini pic everyday…boring…

But at least they try….and sometimes, at least between 2013 and 2015, they tried with Kate Bock, and even gave her “rookie of the year”…the most prestigious award for a girl from Canada or really anywhere…with a dream of low level modeling and fucking athletes…

Well, in Typical Canadian form, they’ve decided to feature her in their version of Elle Magazine, because once they “make it”…that is really more “making it with the right guys”…if you know what I mean…the Canadian media promotes…it’s some law or something…

The real highlight about Kate Bock isn’t her nonsense career, or even these tame, not softcore porn pics…but the fact that she was discovered at 12 at a public pool…who was the fucking pervert discovering 12 year old girls at the public pool…but they should be arrested, but instead are bathing in the wealth they made off their 20 percent of Kate Bock…a fortune somewhere in the realm of 2,000 dollars…

She’s hot, boring pics though.

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2015

05

Jun

Kate Bock in a Bikini of the Day

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I’ve heard that all the Sports Illustrated bikini models, who I find equally dull and repetitive, even though I love girls in bikinis, I’m more like, please do something interesting in that bikini…why the fuck did you get booked for this bikini issue, oh right, because you are managed by IMG, and IMG is a huge sports agency, and if SI wants to get the sports exclusives, SI Swim is going to book their models, and really the staff at SI doesn’t give a fuck, clearly they know the girls are interchangeable, throw whatever in the mix, as long as she’s in a bikini, people will talk….I digress….

I’ve heard that all Sports Illustrated bikini models are hookers…meaning for 30,000 dollars rich guys can book them for private weekend getaways, it’s not a big deal, they’d go on the getaways anyway, the money is just bonus…right…and anyone would be a hooker for 30,000 dollars, especially when making very little money “modeling”…

I don’t know if Kate Bock is one of those girls…but I assume that everyone is that kind of girl…for 30,000 dollars or the weekend.

So I decided to take it upon myself to email her “Booker”…to see if he’s a pimp…by offering a 1 hour job in a hotel room for Kate Bock…

It turns out. She’s not a hooker, but she is hot in a bikini, even if these pics are boring….people will look…like us…even if it’s boring as fuck…

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2014

13

May

Kate Bock for GQ of the Day

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Kate Bock is some Canadian model from Vancouver, who made it big being in Sports Illustrated, like so many other girls who have been in Sports Illustrated, and I guess hasn’t really made it big at all, but probably thought she did when she booked Sports Illustrated, because it is what girls dream of…it’s some bullshit stamp of approval that isn’t even a stamp of approval anymore, but was in the 80s, when the media was set up differently…

My assumption is that she slept with one of the SI photographers, and he snuck her in, because there’s no real reason she got in an other babes didn’t…she’s barely worked…

Maybe I’m just mad, I didn’t find her on her quest to get in SI, before getting what she wanted, because eager Canadian bitches are the easiest to convince to sit on your face at the igloo festival when drunk on maple syrup.

Here she is in GQ.

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2013

03

Apr

Kate Bock Gives me Boners in Galore of the Day

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Kate Bock is Sports Illustrated rookie of the year….

Not that Sports Illustrated means all that much, despite all these busty bitches dreaming of being in it, because I guess they’ve marketed themselves into being a “Man’s bible” and thus girls want to be featured in it, as that stamp of approval they need, cuz daddy didn’t hug them enough, and real fashion called them fat.

I’m talking to you Kate Upton.

Well now, this Kate Bock, loveliness, is modeling for something called Galore and although not in a bikini or even showing nipple, as new fashion models often to, she’s still lookin fucking hot in pantyhose or lingerie, or whatever that is….making me a fan.

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