Pippa Middleton is in Bike shorts…which is a disappointment, not because of her uneventful ass, but because I had hope for her…I thought she’d go off the fucking rails in a jealous fit because her sister married into royalty and turned into a Princess and mother of the future King…pretty fucking substantial sugar baby hustle…seeing as the Royal family own something like 60 percent of the world’s land…including US and Canada….you know pretty fucking stupid rich and powerful…

I thought of her as a typical jealous sister, living in the shadow, using her vagina to break free and make some noise…But I didn’t factor in that she is probably hired by the Royal Family to behave, on payroll, made that it was in her best interest to behave, you know be bad otherwise a little “Princess Diana”…can happen to anyone reflects badly on the Royal Family…meaning these shorts are pretty much as good as it gets…and it’s not that good…it reminds me of dad’s on weekend in full race gear trying to escape their wives with the boys…

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