Erin Heatherton is one of the last few American made models, who is an actual model and not an instagram model…and if you’re wondering how I know this…it is because she’s been around since before instagram…and she’s worked for huge brands in fashion…and huge brands in shitty, sweatshop made lingerie, that appear in every mall across america for fat women to buy in hopes of looking a fraction as good as the hired models who have been thrown down all our throats…like the cake our fat asses clearly love eating…with the illusion that the bra will save the day….when really…an eating disorder is a better option….fatty.

That said, she’s more than just one of Leonardo DiCaprio’s ex, tainted, vaginas he probably never fucked because he’s gay and was just doing it for image…she’s also tits in a Fashion magazine…and I think that’s great….

She’s a good Jewish girl…making her family, her rabbi, the Jewish men not married to 6 foot tall Jewish models, and me proud…even if her tits are a 5/10 compared to other Jewish tits I’ve masturbated to…because I have a Jewish girl fetish…because Jewish girls laugh at my jokes..and are the only answer my text messages…asthe non-Jewish girls are too uptight for that…

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