Her name is Crista Cober…

She seems like she could be Canadian…fuck Canadaians….possibly Jewish, fuck Canadians, because you can’t say much about that other thing, since they own the media and thus the world, and I am a fan of them, but fuck Canadians…but I can’t be sure, I don’t follow her on instagram, which to me means that we’re practically dating, especially since she’s only got 500 real fans…making me 1 – out of – 500 people she can ignore but still sees all the attention I give her..

I haven’t figured out where I’m going with this, but she’s the cover girl of Numero, which is probably a huge deal for her…meaning I missed my shot, and not based on every second pic of her on her internet being up on some male model dude…but because once these girls get a cover they turn evil…

I guess what I’m trying to say is…

Cool pictures bro…

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