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2015

24

Jul

Crista Cober for Numero of the Day

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Her name is Crista Cober…

She seems like she could be Canadian…fuck Canadaians….possibly Jewish, fuck Canadians, because you can’t say much about that other thing, since they own the media and thus the world, and I am a fan of them, but fuck Canadians…but I can’t be sure, I don’t follow her on instagram, which to me means that we’re practically dating, especially since she’s only got 500 real fans…making me 1 – out of – 500 people she can ignore but still sees all the attention I give her..

I haven’t figured out where I’m going with this, but she’s the cover girl of Numero, which is probably a huge deal for her…meaning I missed my shot, and not based on every second pic of her on her internet being up on some male model dude…but because once these girls get a cover they turn evil…

I guess what I’m trying to say is…

Cool pictures bro…

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2014

11

Sep

Crista Cober Titties for Vamp Magazine of the Day

Crista Cober is a model who I’ve never heard of, there are so many models that it is impossible to really keep track of them, unless you are a weirdo and actually care, it’s like every tall skinny chick is a model and only some actually make money and get ahead, while others make money and are never heard of, and others are heard of and never make money but they have a good opportunity to meet rich guys to buy them everything they need….

I guess that’s the basic foundation of modeling. Interchangeable tall chicks who like having their pictures taken and who are willing to get naked in those pictures even if it isn’t paid, even if they were the kind of girl who said prior to modeling that “you’d have to pay me a million dollars to show you my tits”…only to do it for free after realizing how competitive modeling is because they are interchangeable…and being tricked into thinking it will help their career or their “book”…

What it comes down to is that Free is Affordable enough for me…especially when it comes to getting girls to show their tits…so I like this Corber chick…and her tits…in this magazine.

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