Aliana Lohan is Lindsay Lohan’s hipster-ish sister, who used to go by the name Ali, but I guess is older and more mature in her life living in the shadow of her sister Lindsay Lohan, who even when doing her own music and modeling, is still just Lindsay Lohan’s sister, even when Lohan has faded into absurdity/obscurity, Aliana will always just be Lindsay Lohan’s sister…who only exists because their parents whored out her older sister, which I guess is better than being the one who was whored out by your parents, it’s a little less damaging on your soul, you can live a semi-normal life, and you can be seen as the cool girl with the famous chick sister, without being the one raped and pillaged, and even you can jump on board and pull money, and pull contacts, and make moves using her sister without being her sister…solid deal…

Too bad the pics are shit…That said, Fuck the Lohans

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