If you demonstrate flexibility in your everyday life, the billionaire will factor that into your net worth, because every billionaire thinks “the more flexible the better”…or “just imagine what she can do to my dick”…and “do you think she can give me a blow job in that position”….and “of course she can, she is Australian, they are loose and she was married to a homosexual for 5 years when launching her career and increasing her stock price, she knows all the blowjob tricks from watching cabana boys and rent boys do it to him”…

Well maybe not that last part…

But what I do know is that billionaires like to buy Victoria’s Secret models, hundred millionaires like to buy Sports Illustrated models, and millionaires like instagram models where their worth reflects the “model” they gets following….and soccer players like Glamour models….and Kanye West like livestock…

That’s all I have to say about that…

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