Jessica Hart is dating, or was dating, and assume still dating, billionaire heir Stavros, who has pretty much dated every girl who was relevant in the early 2000s, because girls, all girls, like young billionaires, especially when they don’t look like hobbits, but still would fuck with them if they did, thanks to their money….

I can’t imagine she’d ever let him dump her, that’d be bad business and a bad retirement plan, it’d be smartest for her to just ride it out, even if miserable, because money does buy happiness…

Well, she can’t be an obvious gold digger, so she has to do media, like this Australia, where she’s from Harper’s Bazaar, where another Australian Gold Digger is on the cover of (miranda kerr)…it’s part of the Australian model plight…I guess…

All this to say…statistically she has Paris Hilton strain herpes…and to some that may be a fetish, to me, it’s a little repulsive…on that note, here’s her photoshoot…

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