There was a period of time where I got excited by girls on bikes…not necessarily in bikinis on bikes..just on bikes in general…because I knew their vaginas were rubbing against the seat really hard…and on hot summer days…vile and sexy…dripping with seat and broken dreams…

But when I see Kourtney Kardashian doing it, it doesn’t make me want to sniff the seat when she’s in the store buying a drink…like I do with some girls…if anything it’s repulsive…after all the babies and Kardashian pollution that comes with being a Kardashian…but for some reason…I’m still looking..

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