Part of me hates this..but I am the kind of motherfucker who looks at anything that involves girls in bikinis. It’s pretty much dumbed me down as a human. Instead of working, or reading, or writing anything of substance…I’ve been looking at bikini pics, like they fucking matter…Instead of traveling or making money to travel to places where girls are in bikinis in real life…I spend my adventures on the internet looking at pics of girls in bikinis…it’s all pretty pathetic…

But not as pathetic as knowing that to create a viral video or web series, you just need a busy girl in a bikini…doing pretty much anything…

In this case, they’ve confused the meaning of getting Catfished….or maybe they’ve reclaimed the word catfish, from being a fat girl who sends you bikini pics of other girls…to trick you into sex or to masturbate to them…just for fantasy…like the internet was designed for…it’s not catfishing, it’s internet…

THIS is catfishing…

Smacking your dumb friend with a dead fish while being dumb and getting it stuck…because it’s got burrs…idiots…and it’s not only amazing…because of the bikini…it’s amazing because it’s so fucking dumb…but better because of the bikini.

I have no idea if this is old or new, I just know it’s great.

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