Gisele Bundchen has a 700 dollar book coming out from Taschen, that we can assume no one in the fucking world will buy, except maybe for Tom Brady, because she’s his wife and the bitch will make him, so if you’re friends with Tom Brady and Gisele, you know what you’re getting for Christmas this year instead of a Christmas…sorry for ruining the surprise..

I know nothing about the book, because I only went to TASCHEN to steal the pics, but I can say it’s not worth 700 dollars, even at the peak of her career…to try to command this kind of money when you’re a has been model, is clearly just a marketing stunt that they probably drummed up at some party during fashion week…because why the fuck not..fuck with the public, make Gisele feel relevant, get people talking, show off her new tits, what else is a sports wife who was once a model to do with her time…

I still wonder if she’s a man or not…

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