Gisele, everyone’s favorite Billionaire Tom Brady Wife/Beard model from Victoria’s Secret that I have never heard any dude say is hot….

There are celebs or models out there that just trigger the average dude to the point they feel like bringing it up in conversation. This happens at garages when getting your oil changed, or at the barber getting a cut, just useless dude talk with other dudes….and not once has another dude said to me “I love Gisele” and if he did, I’d say “Why, is it because she looks like your brother who loves running Marathons with a set of false tits”….cuz that is what she looks like…

A Brazilian boy with a fat mom ass who runs too many marathons but who has implants to off set the masculinity…

When she was pregnant – I thought “Brazilian tranny for sure, that’s a prosthetic belly”….and with each pregnancy I thought that….

Now…I just think she’s an old dude….

She is so ugly. She is Old. I can’t believe she got where she got and I can’t believe she’s some ambassador or influencer on aging or on diet when she looks so fucking wrecked…I guess what I am saying is that she’s only hot to basic girls who grew up on her and probably share similar traits to her or more likely are organically attracted to men and the women who look like men.

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Tom Brady fans masturbated to a video of him baking carb-loaded biscuits for his family Christmas, because Christmas is about the cheat day, not that he ate any of them….his wife wouldn’t allow it…she needs him in top form earning money to pay for their stupid rich life….Tom Brady fans are weird, but then again, I think all sports fans are weird, sports in and of themselves are the most homosexual thing you can be into…man on man kicking a ball perversion…

But now they can jerk off to his lingerie model Brazilian wife in an issue of Vogue…in her underwear like a good little Catholic Brazilian…who I am pretty sure was born with a dick, but who was at least decent enough to semi retire yet still earn more money than any other model…thanks to being married to a football star in America, which is like being married to a god.

A homo tranny loving, tight pants, humping dudes after showering with dudes, while other dudes look on…GOD.

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Gisele Bundchen lookin’ good for some campaign, she doesn’t look a day over 20, yet she’s pushing 40, thank you living the permanent vacation life, it allows a bitch to defy nature…with the help of her pile of money –

but more importantly…her husbands stupid money….making them one of the more irritating couple around….and I like to think she’s still a Brazilian Tranny found in some back alley jerking off to some Victoria’s Secret exec – where he realized the no period thing – with the right tuck – would make for the perfect lingerie model – NO pesky pussy juice stains….just man pussy juices…that Brady likes dripping down his weird lockerroom loving chest….that can pay for BOTOX! Or photoshop…or Whatever this is…it’s not what her face Looks lIke…

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Gisele Bundchen is in Vogue Brazil, her home country, and she actually looks better than she used to look.

I remember when she first started popping up, a very long time ago, for Victoria’s Secret, I was convinced she was a Brazilian tranny who escaped dying of AIDS, for the lingerie modeling life, being a spokesmodel who no one knew had a dick, because it meant she never got her period…but more importantly..because men are just better at getting the job done…

I was convinced that even with Tom Brady, they babies were prosthetics, his jock homosexuality hidden….but I guess she’s since hit puberty, or made the transition….or found the right hormone mix…or MAYBE she’s actually a woman….who just happened to have a hard face…who knows…but in her old model age…for Vogue Brazil…she kinda looks hot….and here are the pics…

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There have been rumors, that may not be actual rumors, but theories I’ve had about Gisele Bundchen, that I’ve started to believe as truth after doing hundreds of posts on her – over the last 12 years of this silly little site I call home…

Those rumors include that she is a tranny from brazil who for the most part of her career tucked her dick aggressively enough to not get caught – being an underwear model for the evil corporation all those years….because tranny’s don’t get their periods or pregnant and it’s a solid way to have men steal a woman’s job….without the women getting mad because if you get caught you pull the BRUCE JENNER card….

They continued with her being Tom Brady’s beard, since locker rooms are pretty fucking gay and athletes have an image to uphold, so finding the model with the most boyish hips – was a no-brainer…the world has believe her lie so long -they’ll continue to…

Then they faked the pregnancies and all that shit…and she got fired from the brand because her cover was going to be blown – and still makes millions in modeling, unlike most trans people who just do sex work…

Now, she’s still deemed a woman, one of the most well paid women…and all I see is the back of a man in a thong…but the rest of the world…sees what I guess they think is sexy…you gang of faggots.

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This is a pretty absurd casting for a Gucci nightclub campaign, unless they are trying to target the 45 year old rich woman who just likes having a good time doing cocaine like the sugar baby days now that her kids are off to summer camp – as we all know rich summer camp sending parents love to do…you know rich, free and surrounded by other rich and free people, who figure there is finally some room to breathe after getting knocked up at 25 by a 45 year old daddy who gave them the good life…

Because this is definitely not designed to rich the young millionaire who wants to get dressed up in Gucci…who wants to party with a 45 year old model who is super fucking photoshopped, even if she is still hot, has a good body, and looks more like a woman than she ever has…maybe better hormone therapy…who knows…

I just know she probably charged the brand 5 million dollars for this – without the brand really looking into the fact that no one, except maybe Tom Brady and their 15 kids gives a fuck about this has been. She’s not even a Victoria’s Secret model…

Maybe they owed her a favor, or just have money to burn, either way – it’s so weird..

This reminds me of a old lady letting loose and getting drunk and inappropriate at a wedding or something – which I guess makes people want to buy designer clothes…

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Ex Victoria’s Secret model and Athlete Wife made something like 6 million dollars last year and notfrom being on payroll from her husband, you know sugar babying, and not from stock options in Victoria’s Secret, and not from the Brazilian tranny sex trade, but rather from working for Chanel pretending to surf in a video…that went extremely viral and not because her face is hard and looks like Celine Dion..but because when you spend 6 million dollars on something – it better fucking go viral…

I guess this is the follow-up, the last line item in her talent contract and obligations to get that final check…and it’s pretty fucking lame…

It’s her talking about herself, someone no one gives a fuck about, I mean do Chanel shoppers aspire to live the Gisele life, she’s not even Glamour, she’s a panty model…it’s just fucking weird…but if you’re like me, you appreciate listening to these models talk about themselves, because it reminds you why you hate them…

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This is pretty next level…

The story is Gisele celebrated her 35th birthday by getting new tits, or 11,000 dollars of surgeries, which isn’t the scandal, we know all these people have plastic surgery, their looks are their everything, their purpose….

It gets better…she did it while dressing like a Muslim woman in full religious burqa…because shitting on a religion to stay anonymous is genius, especially when it is for new tits….

But she did did it with her regular driver and open toed shoes….

Hilarious fail, probably to distract from Tom Brady on Facebook, or whatever else is going on….

I can assume this will lead to some retaliation, but to muslims, lingerie models are probably already all evil…as their rich oil money hire to shit on them….

Best disguise ever…especially in Paris, a place where the paparazzi are powerful enough to kill royalty..

Here’s some pics of her because why not celebrate this crazy stunt…

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