Tom Brady fans masturbated to a video of him baking carb-loaded biscuits for his family Christmas, because Christmas is about the cheat day, not that he ate any of them….his wife wouldn’t allow it…she needs him in top form earning money to pay for their stupid rich life….Tom Brady fans are weird, but then again, I think all sports fans are weird, sports in and of themselves are the most homosexual thing you can be into…man on man kicking a ball perversion…

But now they can jerk off to his lingerie model Brazilian wife in an issue of Vogue…in her underwear like a good little Catholic Brazilian…who I am pretty sure was born with a dick, but who was at least decent enough to semi retire yet still earn more money than any other model…thanks to being married to a football star in America, which is like being married to a god.

A homo tranny loving, tight pants, humping dudes after showering with dudes, while other dudes look on…GOD.

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