Gisele Bundchen Bikini of the Day

2019

Jul

Gisele, everyone’s favorite Billionaire Tom Brady Wife/Beard model from Victoria’s Secret that I have never heard any dude say is hot….

There are celebs or models out there that just trigger the average dude to the point they feel like bringing it up in conversation. This happens at garages when getting your oil changed, or at the barber getting a cut, just useless dude talk with other dudes….and not once has another dude said to me “I love Gisele” and if he did, I’d say “Why, is it because she looks like your brother who loves running Marathons with a set of false tits”….cuz that is what she looks like…

A Brazilian boy with a fat mom ass who runs too many marathons but who has implants to off set the masculinity…

When she was pregnant – I thought “Brazilian tranny for sure, that’s a prosthetic belly”….and with each pregnancy I thought that….

Now…I just think she’s an old dude….

She is so ugly. She is Old. I can’t believe she got where she got and I can’t believe she’s some ambassador or influencer on aging or on diet when she looks so fucking wrecked…I guess what I am saying is that she’s only hot to basic girls who grew up on her and probably share similar traits to her or more likely are organically attracted to men and the women who look like men.