Emilia Clarke is on Game of Thrones…a show I don’t watch, but that everyone watches, because when things go viral the world participates…and most importantly all you dragon and wizard loving, fantasy watching, virgin loser….in all your social awkwardness…fucking love….because nerd culture is mainstream…
I know that ever since I found out fantasy existed, probably at the age of 5 in shitty books, shitty movies, shitty video games, I knew…it was some bullshit weirdness….then I saw Sci/Fi fantasy clubs at the college level who played Magic the Gathering…and had sword battles in the park like 7 year olds at the age of 30, because it gives them a way to socialize and that works for their aspergers…
It’s always made made me uncomfortable…even though I run a blog and that in and of itself is as virgin loser as I guy can get , even though it gets me pussy…but unfortunately not Emilia CLarke pussy…pussy that is relatively uneventful, but when stripped down for Esquire…is good enough for me…and definitely good enough for the nerds who have already married her in some at home ceremony on some software they coded…because that’s how nerds are….unless they see this as her being gratuitous and slutty and sharing the soul mate they created makes them mad…because you know at least one nerd threw his laptop or computer screen after jerking off to this…screaming “HARLOT”….and I fucking love Harlots…I’m not a Harlot SHamer…I say…MORE LINGERIE…because I’m not a Lingerie Shamer either…
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