Here’s some Nicole Richie showing off her mid 30 mom body and fake tits in a one piece bathing suit…because the irritating socialite and wife to one of the cheesiest dudes in the history of people to ever live in LA…the Good Charlotte sister who didn’t knock up Cameron Diaz…

She’s in Mexico, and we can only hope their whole family is stuck there, left to deal with the hardest hitting hurricane to ever happen, because I’d like to see them get taken back by nature….for being part of the vapid cancer movement that created the Kardashians before sure decided to “legitimize” her career….

I’ve actually hung out with this cunt, once, not by her doing…it was when she was dating DJ Am, the DJ she dated and he invited me to his event here, and the promoters carted me around with this twat the entire night, where she drank and smoked and was rude, uptight but better looking than the bratty pig I expected her to be….the highlight of that night was trying to get her to give me Lohan’s number…which she didn’t do…but anything that got me one degree closer to Lohan was exciting in a pre-social media era where these idiots were actually impossible to get with…

Anyway..Go Hurricane do what needs to be done…if you’re gonna kill anyone…make it count…spare the innocent travelers and locals…go for the AXIS of evil..

Here’s some LOHAN with a broken down face CLICK HERE

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