I hate promoting billion dollar companies, like the people who make Call of Duty…by posting their trailer that is more intense than a movie trailer, since video games are bigger than fucking god….

But I do like making fun of overpaid, overrated “It girls”…rocking out with guns…like they are “bad ass”…or some shit…and the whole thing is so fucking dumb, but it has 6,000,000 views…so obviously this is where things are at…

And this is also just encouraging Cara Delevingne, perpetuating the lie that she’s relevant…and making her her own money in the process, so that she doesn’t have to rely on her trust fund…and can buy the best of strap ons to fuck her lesbian lovers with…becuase she’s so current, modern and crucial to pop culture and hipster / mainstream sexuality…cuz there’s nothing more “artistic”…or subtle and exclusive…than doing huge commercials…

Take the motherfucking money while you can…

Posted in:Cara Delevingne|SFW