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2015

13

Nov

Kate Upton for Harper’s Bazaar Australia of the Day

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Big Momma Kate Upton is looking older, more sophisticated…like a mom of 5 who lives in a mansion up the hill…and who is walking around the grocery store with her two maids…pretending to be a mom…you know dignified…

I guess it would make sense for Kate Upton to look 40 and like a mom by the age of 25…because at 16, her tits were bigger than your fucking head. Freaks of nature that hormonally, made you think, she’s probably going to be fat as fuck, this is unnatural, but that her parents figured they could use to set up her life and future….and they did…

Despite, being huge, fat, disgustng, sloppy, broad as fuck…..she still never became a “plus sized model”…and despite falling off the radar, not really be anything special…she still managed to make 3.5 million dollars last year…in what I would have assumed was her worst year ever, as no one cared about her tits anymore…because new big natural tits took her place..

Kate Upton…pulled off a great scam…isn’t that hot, never was that hot, just busty…then fat…now this…a mom..and or a barn animal in a dress..for Harper’s Bazaar…

If you care about the Top Model Earning List…. Here it is:


1. Gisele Bundchen: $44 million
2. Cara Delevingne: $9 million
3. Adriana Lima: $9 million
4. Doutzen Kroes: $7.5 million
5. Natalia Vodianova: $7 million
6. Miranda Kerr: $5.5 million
7. Joan Smalls: $5.5 million
8. Lara Stone: $5 million
9. Alessandra Ambrosio: $5 million
10. Candice Swanepoel: $5 million
11. Karlie Kloss: $5 million
12.Carolyn Murphy: $4.5 million
13. Kate Moss: $4.5 million
14. Liu Wen: $4.5 million
15. Daria Werbowy: $4.5 million
16. Kendall Jenner: $4 million
17. Hilary Rhoda: $3.5 million
18. Kate Upton: $3.5 million
19. Jourdan Dunn: $3.5 million

Insane when you know as well as I know that people don’t care about these models, that people will still look at the campaign with no name models, that so many girls will model for free….who are hotter an more interesting and that paying models…especailly this kind of money is just a scam ad agencies do to keep the high budgets coming in from the brands…because if brands didn’t spend their 20% of earning on marketing, the economy would explode and they would just pay it to taxes, so you might as well go for the gold..or in Kate Upton’s case…the monster model who costs a lot…

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