I think the most promising that has happened in recent months is that 50 year old Bella Thorne celebrated her 18th birthday, to remind us that Hollywood never changes, the gang of retards who are the dancing puppets who are cast to sell products and shows change…but the overall concept doesn’t…

So we can be sure that when one 17 year old turns 18, there will be another to take her place to the perverts, and when one Lohan dies of a drug overdose, another one will be cast to replace her, because things, just don’t change, they are consistent, reliable, safe…so give thanks to that…

This Bella Thorne, is not an instagram model. She’s not topless for no reason. She’s packaged properly, and jerked off to by grown men everywhere…so give thanks to that…

Not every trashy girl from Florida, has to be a trashy girl in public…they can package themselves….to cocktease instead of giving it all up for free….and that gives me hope..

Yes…Bella Thorne is the beacon of hope….until she gets naked, because average at best acting, can only go so far…here’s her cleavage…

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