Alexandra Daddario is in Baywatch the Movie…and I guess she’s training, or at least cock teasing…

I know what you’re thinking, you love anything with DAD in her name or as her name, because you’re weird…because your dad left your mom after knocking her up in a Mexican brothel for 40 dollars….

Or maybe you’re into her because she was on True Detective, or some other show, with her massive tits…that she was showing off and building a career and celebrity with…

Or maybe you have a fetish, that started in Summer camp, or at the public pool, of tits through water…

You like the way the water magnifies and distorts them, like real life scrambled porn…

I mean I don;’t know what they fuck your issues in life are, I just know that open mouth, eyes looking up, like a seal about to be thrown a bucket of fish, and by seal being thrown a bucket of fish I mean…a “take a load to the face” facial expression is what she wants you to see…

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