Chloe Grace Moretz is in Monkey Stance for the Year of the Monkey…she’s relevant like that…

I went to see Hai Caesar at an actual theatre this weekend, despite fearing public places for shootings and diseases from other people, I figured it was a good place to finger a 20 year old, not to mention to reconnect with humans to see what they find funny, entertaining and laugh at…

Because as a bitter, angry, miserable hater, everything I see that is popular makes me mad, and I think “how was that written”…or “How could this joke fly”…or “how did the writers allow this to happen”….

Before remembering – that I have no audience, so clearly, I have no idea what I’m talking about..

Anyway, I saw a trailer featuring this pudgy little 18 year old, probably shot when she was 17, in a bikini…as a Sorority sister who has decided that their Sorority needs Women Pride and throw parties despite it being a Frat thing…all while living next door to the worst fucking person in the world…with his throaty nasal laugh – Seth Rogan….and the people in the audience were roaring hysterical to the bad fucking low level vine style jokes…

Point being….when I see Chloe Grace…all I see is that fucking trailer replaying in my head reminding me of the caliber of actor she is on the cash grab…while seeing how overrated her sex appeal is…making me hate her.

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