I used to have a friend who was obsessed with girls in men’s underwear, I mean to make it creepier, it was actually girls in little boy underwear, we’re talking the tighty whitie bullshit with the penis hole…it was in the late 90s, an era where the thong would blow a motherfucker away…and dude would get these girls to change out of the revealing panties and put on the little kid panties…I found it uncomfortable but not as uncomfortable as the day he told me about how he got dumped by his girlfriend and he went to a gay bar and had 3 dudes fuck the shit out of him…also weird to talk about in the 90s….clearly dude was molested as a child…but everytime I see a girl in men’s underwear I think of him, even when it’s Naomi Campbell, the blacker than night, momma Africa model who has been one of the biggest pretentious cunts throughout the years, fitting seeing as she’s a fashion model, which is one of the most pretentious jobs that is hardly even a job, when she’s not out fucking Russian Billionaires…I know, this isn’t exciting…but she is simulating black sex because black lives matter with ASAP Rocky.

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