There is something erotic about Emma Roberts. I’m into her.

I just like that her dad is some dead beat failed Oscar winner, which is hilarious…or maybe I like that her Aunt is weird Julia Roberts…a hooker who falls in love even though the hookers I know only fall in love for money to buy drugs….but I am pretty sure it has to do with the daddy issues she’s got thanks to her egotistical dad in self destruct mode for her entire life, coupled with her fit thin body…she’s good…

But even better when struggling with a case of water bottles, perfect for polluting the world, while drinking chemical tainted water soaked in those bottles designed to pollute the world, but they are so convenient after a bender…who cares about earth, when bitch only cares about herself….and with that bend, leg up in the air like a race horse pissing like a dog, she’s all I care about too.

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