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2016

22

Mar

Megan Irwin is Amazing of the Day

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I know what you’re thinking “I wonder if Megan Irwin is Steve Irwin’s daughter, you know the Crocodile Hunter, because that would be amazing, that guy was great before being dead”…

Because that is the only Australian Irwin I know, and you work by associatio because you’re half retarded and don’t think rationally that another Irwin could grace this earth..

Then you find out that this Megan Irwin, the most incredible looking model I’ve seen today, is actually Australian and assume that they must be related, that’s how she got into the industry, through ZOOLOGY, because Australia is an island populated by criminals from the Europe, leading to a limited depth in gene pool, but then why are all Australians so good looking, drunk, and a good time…if incest was really as bad as the hicks in the Ozarks make it look…

Either way, Australia or not, I’d still fuck her if she was my sister…that’s what this is about right? Megan Irwin being the future or something? Right…

BONUS – She’s one of the babes in Mario Testino’s Vogue Australia Shoot

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