It’s almost interesting, but not really, that people are really fascinated by a chubby girl named Ariel Winter’s tits.

At 17, she got a breast reduction, probably to make her look more thin, only failing because she’s chubby, hence the big tits… and all her creepy fans cried about it.

At 18, now she’s saying “don’t worry, I still have big tits, because I am still growing and love eating fast food”…

I had never heard of her because I don’t watch TV, and even if I did, I don’t think I would have been drawn to her character, or tits, on the show modern family.

I think the fact that people are so hyped on her proves that they’ve been watching her tits grow up and found excitement in that…which is weird considering…she’s been on TV since she was pre-pubescent.

I think it also proves that I hang out in the wrong corner of the internet, where people in my real life know nothing about these celebrities, because they don’t matter, or their tits, because they don’t matter….yet here I am, clueless to all this, analyzing it…which I guess makes me weirder than the middle AMerican who watches Modern Family…because as a non-fan of the show doing this…means I think it matters…what’s wrong with me.

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