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2016

28

Mar

Saddest Lap Dance of the Day

This edit of a a plus sized girl doing a lap dance for her husband…who clearly hates his life, and wishes the humiliation would end, because he accidentally married this monster…because he was probably knocked her up after a drunk one night stand, and she’s not even one of those cool fat chicks who knows she’s fat and stays in the basement or the kitchen all day making good food for you, she’s the kind of loud fat chick who acts like a skinny chick and does shit like lap dances…or wearing plus sized lingerie, something that shouldn’t be made in that size…but is…because America is fat and celebrating fat it’s part of the Sugar company’s marketing campaign now that science is onto the fact that shit is addictive and killing us…so the new tactic is to just tell people fat is ok, even if it is dying…

Dying…but not as hard as his soul…

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