SOPHIE MONK was a big deal for a while, but not really, she was just always in the being talked about…because she had this hot bull dog jowel face with big lips, with huge tits on a skinny body..

She was straight from some Australian reality show, moved to the USA to make it in America, got married for a Green Card, and never really made it…

People made a joke out of her, they laughed at her, she never booked an actual movie…and the highlight of her career was fucking the guy from Good Charlotte who went onto marry Cameron Diaz….you know the kind of guy who also fucked Paris Hilton and together developed a new strain of herpes, because his herpes morphed with her herpes, so that their herpes even had herpes…it’s the Hollywood dream…

She should have been a pornstar, and I guess 6 years later, she’s finally getting topless and she still looks good…

I am a fan…and not just because she’s historically had some of the most dramatic cameltoes due to big vagina lips…but because I am nostalgic to low levels who never were getting naked like they should…even if it’s not the first time we’ve seen her tits…and won’t be the last time….

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