Sophie Monk may be a joke – or at least non-sense people don’t even remember because she’s never really done an actual movie…her real claim to fame is getting herpes from Paris Hilton via a Good Charlotte twin who imported her from Australia cuz she wanted to be Hollywood famous….I think she may have even done the whole popstar thing, at least in Australia, where she won somee reality TV show that got her to be in the same room as Good Charlotte twin in the first place….
The truth is that none of that matters, she’s a fucking nobody, even if she’s got big lips, decent tits, and a vagina capable of eating any pair of pants it faces…you know notorious for cameltoe…Sure she’s hot, but she’s getting old and has got all the attention she deserves, even if she’s doing photoshoots for nuts, half naked pretending to do sports…and even if those photoshoots are kinda amazing to look at…..she still fucking sucks…a real fucking loser….
Sophie Monk constantly bring surprises to her career….for example…I never expected her to be in Maxim, even Maxim Australia, even though Maxim is going bankrupt because they didn’t adapt to the internet fast enough, leaving them dated and forced to do photoshoots with z-listers….but I would have expected her to be moving into porn.
You see an import reality star who looks like a busty chipmunk, who rocks a vagina that is padded, meaty and has the ability to eat the thickest of denim pants, who moved here because she was fucking a dude who cheated on her with Paris Hilton….in efforts to launch a legit career….half a decade ago…should have limited options…unless of course she gets a monthly check as a settlement or compensation from the herpes she likely got from Paris Hilton via her boyfriend who was cheating on her….
All this to say, I’m disappointed these pics aren’t me promoting her first anal porn.
The most amazing thing in this Sophie Monk character, besides from the fact that she has a vagina capable of eating a snowsuit and giving her cameltoe, is that she’s probably got more money than all of you…and that’s a testament to just how shitty hollywood, because garbage men offer better service to the world, you know leave a better impact than most celebrities, so you can only assume that a raccoon eating garbage out of your backyard, does more for the world that Sophie Monk, yet she’s better paid for her trash…
Unless of course it is hush money from the Good Charlotte sister, cuz she likely has dirty on him and can ruin him.
Australian trash Sopie Monk is known by 1% of internet users because of two things…none being her low level topless acting career, or even her attempt at getting naked in movies in order to be famous in America….
Sophie Monk is known because she has Paris Hilton’s herpes, the designer rich girl kind, cuz her fiance cheated on her with Paris Hilton, and to dig that dagger deeper and to make that wound worse, he left her for Paris Hilton….to fend for her Australian trash self who thinks she’s talent..
She’s also known for having a big vagina lips with th capactity to get even the thickest fabric jacked in the shit….and here she is intentionally showing it off with a panty flash….and that’s a smart move for such a dumb looking cunt….
Here’s some Sophie Monk getting out of a car. I am posting them because Sophie Monk is a fascinating bottom feeder, only because her success has been minimal yet she still hasn’t crawled back to Australia where she’s from…
Another great thing about her is that her vagina either sucks up her pants on the regular – and I’m talking all varieties of pants…from leggings to thick jogging pants, to jeans…it’s like she’s always got cameltoe…. or maybe she does it on purpose, you know jacks that shit up her, cuz she knows people will talk about her and paparazzi will take pics…
ANd I just don’t get why she hasn’t got into porn yet…maybe they won’t let her in cuz she has Paris Hilton strain of herpes, thanks to her boyfriend cheating on her with Paris Hilton…but you’d figure herpes is just part of being in porn….maybe she has morals…doesn’t really seem that way…but here are pics of her anyway..
I fucking love bush.cuz I feel bush has got a bad deal as everyone hates on it for not fucking reasong…it is considered gross and so abnormal, even though that shit is genetics and one of the more normal things about a pussy these days…..only it’s rare to ever get to see it….
I fucking love bush cuz it’s a great vagina accessory that allows each vagina to have a personality of its own. I love bush cuz it hides vagina imperfection in a decorative way. I love how it holds in all the scents, smells, and odors. I love that when I first started fucking, no bitch every shaved her twat, not even in porn, it was scissors or nothing….and if it got wet…it got matted like a homeless unshowered person’s hair…..
Every cheesy bitch I know waxes or shaves bald, even though it takes less work than maintaining a good bush…shaved is actually the lazy person’s way……but controlled version of natural takes effort….it takes a certain daring girl willing to stand her ground and not fear being stoned to death like a witch hunt, secure in her vagina hair enough to not follow the crowds……and liking it has become a perversion that makes people look at you weird when you talk about it, even though it is natural, it just got slated as being gross thanks to marketing, cuz companies like selling products and mking bitches think they need those products make unneccessary billion dollar industries….But then again, I don’t mind digging my face in a bald pussy either….
So I was happy to see some Sophie Monk stubble….cuz you’d think a bitch staging this kind of bikini should would maintain before the cameras come out, unless not shaving is to get some press…..I don’t have the rights to post the Sophie Monk Pubic Hair Stubble in a Bikini Pics so here are some pics of her in some Fuck Me Boots from this weekend….
Sophie Monk was hot for a minute, back when the Good Charlotte sister imported her from Australia before he cheated on her using big pant eating vagina with Paris Hilton, leaving her alone in Hollywood, equipped with designer herpes and no where to go, and apparently she chose to spend her time with the plastic surgeon cuz her face is slowly morphing into that cat lady shit….
I don’t know, I think it’s safe to say she’s done, this Hollywood dream isn’t gonna work out for her, no Oscars are ever gonna be won, but there will likely be yearly roles that pay a couple hundred thousand to show off her great tits …at least for the next 5 years or so before she gets to old and replaced by the countless other great tits who want to be famous….and I’m glad that she embraces that position as the bottom of the barrel cuz it’s better than workin as a stripper or waitress back home, especailly after announcing to everyone how she’s going to California to seek the American Dream….
She’s not naked in these pics, therefore we shouldn’t care….
Sophie Monk must have a huge, deep, vagina … cuz her camel toes are so constant that a few years back…when she was a little more famous cuz she was dating some Good Charlotte lesbian twin, she made a comment in the media about all her camel toes, trying to convince us that her vagina is in fact of normal size and stature, thickness and depth…or she does this shit on purpose….you know jacking those jeans as high up as she can because it gets her in the media…cuz she’s wishful thinking and hasn’t given up hope that she’ll one day have an actual Hollywood career, I mean she came all the way from Australia for this, something’s gotta give, right?
I don’t know about this Sophie Monk bitch. She’s got the face of a bull dog and as much as I like the slimy consistency of the slobber of a bull dog, thinking to myself “hmmm, I’d love to meet a vagina that does that but that doesn’t actually look like that wrinkly mess because I like my vagina like a hotel made bed, I think they call it hospital style, taught and tight, freshly starched and pressed if you know what I mean” every time I see it, I can’t figure out if I’m down with her weird face….
I just know that I do like her hustle. You know she’s from Australia and moved to America with big dreams with her big tits, ready to take on Hollywood one acting job at the time, that really just became a series of getting naked, staging bikini pics and being dumped for Paris Hilton…living the American Dream….
I also like her big tits.
Here she is in some movie I never heard of called Hard Breakers to start my bullshit day…
Bonus – Some other bitch named Jennifer Perry was in the movie….
I am not sure what’s going on with Sophie Monk’s tits, but they look deflated and sad. Maybe that’s what happens when a bitch can’t afford to eat cuz she doesn’t get work, or maybe it’s just the stress of being a bottom feeding hollywood whore who can’t even land bottom feeding work is making her try harder to look good….I just know that there’s something about her muppet looking face, and pretty hot, eager body that makes me want to fuck her with my tongue, I just don’t know what that something is, but I can tell you one thing, it’s definitely not her Paris Hilton herpes pussy that she got from her lesbian relationship with the Good Charlotte sister who cheated on her with Paris Hilton cuz his twin ran off with Nicole Richie and wouldn’t fuck him anymore…leaving him lost and confused….
Here she is in a bikini, doing what bottom feeders trying to get noticed do.
I think Sophie Monk has finally accepted her level of talent and may be taking her talent to the place it belongs…the sick kids ward at the hospital…where she dresses like a hobo in oversized torn jeans, puts on a straw hat and a clown nose and juggles for them…unfortuanately I couldn’t get in on the actual pathetic performance of her hanging on to her pride by finding anyone willing to watch to perform for whether it is paying or not…but I did get these pictures of her walking around in part of her costume…..and I also have these words of wisdom for her…cuz as a girl…with a pretty hot body…there will always be dudes willing to watch her perform as long as her performing involves her being half naked…whether in video, on stage, at bachelor parties…she just has to embrace that instead of trying whatever it is she’s been trying and failing at the last few years …
Sophie Monk must be working on her image cuz what she had going for her wasn’t working out so well…even though dudes wanted to fuck her Paris Hilton Herpe Pussy…because she’s gone and darkened her hair color, I guess a bimbo’s strategy to get the more sophisticated roles I guess she’s been getting rejected for…and I guess by sophisticated roles, I mean any fucking role, cuz I don’t think this bitch works…I mean other than the streets for the paparazzi trying to increase her popularity and stock to film producers who are reading these blogs to see who they can get on deal cuz they are really desperate….and I guess that explains her clown facial expressions, like shit is a casting couch, to show off her talent, cuz this is her chance to get seen by all those people slamming the door on her face after taking a blowjob….
The whole thing is pretty sad….poor little Australian from the Trailer Park just trying to make it in America….but not sad enough cuz the sex tape hasn’t hit yet…but I can promise you it will. She’s just that kind of girl.
I know sweatpants aren’t always the best choice in pants if you’re looking to make your ass look good, but nobody told herped up Sophie Monk…you know Australians are a different breed of trash and it wasn’t until the late 80s that they were even able to buy Levis, so there fashion sense is a few generations behind I guess, especially when the Australian in question is some cheesy, tacky, useless bitch trying to be famous cuz she’s decided she’s too good to going back to live in the trailer park she was from, and she’s gonna do all she can or fuck all the right men that she can to make sure she makes a good life for herself…even though beauty is fleeting, she looks sloppy with a flat ass, and her pussy is rockin’ Paris Hilton herpes cuz her Fiance cheated on her with Paris….making her pretty fuckin’ gutter…but the paparazzi still cares…and I guess so do I…but I’d fuck pretty much anything…including a bucket of minced meat, but only if it was left out in the sun to warm up and was wearing extensions…if you know what I mean…
Sophie Monk is known for having big pussy lips. She is constantly caught with random clothing jacked up inside her pretty much everytime the paparazzi is around. She is also known for having herpes that she got from her cheating fiance who she was trying to ride to the top before realizing that Paris Hilton was riding him hard enough to leave everyone itchy and scabby and now bitch is tending to the shit in public because everyone already knows her condition and there are no secrets amongst friends….especially when you do everything you fucking can to get noticed despite not having any marketable skills….
A hooker once told me that you have to cherish the moments of glory….not realizing that when I chose her becuase she was 50 dollars for anything I wanted….I wasn’t at a moment of fucking glory…I was actually at rock bottom and wanted to have my way with a cunt to feel alive…not that it worked….I wasn’t paying for a fucking philosopher or words of wisdom but here I am 20 years later reference that night….maybe it was glorious in retrospect…I mean I know it is better than the hell I live now….and that rock bottom became an even deeper rock bottom you didn’t think was possible….but I digress….
Here’s Sophie Monk following that hooker’s lead…making me think maybe that hooker grew up to be Sophie Monk’s mom but more likely she is dead in a ditch….but I digress….
Because the point of this is to say she’s cherishing the last gig she got…I mean who walks around with their accomplishments, not that being a cover girl on a magazine I’ve never heard of is an accomplishment, but to someone who does nothing and wants nothing more than to run the fucking industry, it’s a stepping stone to keep her going….and I guess she knows that the magazine no one has heard of will sell itself, so but if she walks around with hard nipples, holding the obscure magazine, a lot of people will see it…she is her number one fan….but more importantly, that was the deal the magazine made with her when they agreed to let her be the cover girl so long as she got them noticed….
Deperation is not a sexy thing…but it can lead to sexy things….That’s the life lesson of the day