Kim Kardashian went to Dave Grutman’s wedding, you probably don’t know who Dave Grutman is if you’re not from Miami, but he owns or has owned or promoted and has promoted every major club there for the last 15 years…or longer…nothing wrong with that…he’s a nice dude with a good hustle going on…I mean someone has to pay the DJs their 100,000 dollars a night, and Miami is the place to do it…and I guess in being in Miami, and not a club owner in some small town, he knows a ton of fucking people, rich and famous people, and unfortunately one of them is Kim Kardashian, who decided to document his wedding and his guests including but not limited to Kim Kardashians tits…with people like Mel B, Elle Macpherson, Shanina Shaik and other party people..

Obviously, Kim Kardashian made it about herself, or her tits, even though she featured all these other people on her instagram, which in case you didn’t know, big brands pay lots of money for, I mean Kanye even married her for the instagram plugs.

It’s all so silly, she’s so old, yet people, myself included, still talk about her tits, but in my defence I am fascinated by the fact that a rich girl would turn to porn and that porn would lead to this and that this would lead to that and that means so much longevity. Porn girls are usually dead by 30, from drugs, finding Jesus…but this soulless monster keeps going…

I guess the good thing about this is that she’s trying to make “art”…or concept, all black and white…and close crops…but I still think she should direct her sister’s sex tapes…but instead she’s going to club weddings with he huge pretty exposed trying to steal from the wife tits..

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