As a diabetic sugar addict I would argue that Louise Mikkelsen is a Danish, who may not be as good as a cheese danish, or a cherry danish, or really any danish…because I eat my sads…

But looking at her gives me sads that lead me to eating Danish, because I’m not rich enough to eat the right Danish, which is this Danish…

A model, may lack personality, may be vapid and superficial and lazy because everything has been handed to them all their life…but they don’t lack a willingness to get naked for magazines, including VOGUE SPAIN which I guess is doing nudity now that Playboy doens’t…

Put that name on the map, get seen…book Victoria’s Secret…find a billionaire…go on free trips to fun and luxurious places and make babies…

It’s been done with models before her, yet new tits like old tits, are still tits I want to see…

The photographer is Purienne, one of the best in nude models, probably ripped off by instagram over and over again…but still doing it up…and it’s good.

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