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2016

02

Jun

Cara Delevingne for Famous Dead Animals of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is in this photoshoot called “I’m not a Trophy” – where she poses fully naked or strategically naked or naked enough because no one should want to see Cara Delevingne naked – she’s boring, even if she took the model world by storm, by being the lively model amongst half dead models – who has now gone onto acting in hollywood movies….

She just reminds me of the annoying pretentious loud girl at the bar who loves hearing herself talk – making snarky comments who even when you roofie her to bring her to the back alley for romance – doesn’t shut up – because she’s been on meds since she was a kid – stealing them from her rich mom’s medicine cabinet…you know tolerance….fun once in a while – but the kind of girl you want to drown as soon as you cum…

That said, this is a very relevant shoot that should speak to all of your souls now that you’ve forgotten Harambe like he was Cecil the lion and all the other animals the TRUMPS kill on safari….free these majestic creatures…or complain about how badly treated they are on social media instead of donating money to save them in the wild you crazy fucks…

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