The end of an era maybe – a revel in modern science maybe – an image of survival, making it, never too late to get what you want….inspiring….Jennifer Aniston potentially pregnant…in a bikini…in the Bahamas…because she’s finally decided to pull it off…

I was always under the impression that she missed her window of opportunity, that she was too old for this kind of behavior…but I guess there’s someone out there for everyone, willing to take the chance by busting insider her assuming she won’t get knocked up because she’s old…because they’re married so why the fuck not, that’s what people do….take the risk…even if it’s 20 years too late..

I used to get a kick out of her milking her nipples, but not literally because no one ever knocked her up, but figuratively in everything she did, because her nipples were always hard…I used to wonder why she was cast as a babe or love interest even though she was pushing 50 but I was more into her not being able to keep a man around long enough to give her babies…

The two theories were that she was a horrible high maintenance bitch – who they didn’t want to stick with for 18 years or maybe she didn’t want to have kids because shes the kind of pragmatic narcissist who didn’t want to accept her age and reproduce…until just before it was too late…which is now…you know, don’t let a baby ruin me…while I’m still running the scam kind of thing.

If you’re not a mom, you can have the illusion that you are still hot, you can still make money, you can still be the narcissistic twat you obviously are, where you just have to wait until the last minute to go for having a clone in your image.

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