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2016

01

Jul

Penelope Cruz Cancer Tits from a Movie of the Day

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I feel like I already posted some of these pics from some recent enough movie called MAMA – where Penelope Cruz has breast cancer and survives then hangs out one tittied with DICKs…at least that is what these screen grabs are telling me…

I figure you probably like cancer ward patients because they aren’t strong enough to run from you, or maybe the lonely ones like your company and get you in on the will, or maybe terminally ill is your thing, some like to be first lovers de-virginizing, others like to be last lovers pre death….which also comes with little commitment….meaning you can’t get stuck with one of the clingers unless of course you give them hope to survive…

Either way, Penelope Cruz, who I don’t think is that hot, and I used to fuck a girl who looked like her, proving she’s not that hot, because hot girls don’t fuck me, is playing a cancer survivor to get another Oscar, it’s the equivalent of Cuba Gooding Jr playing a retard, because the Oscar people love conflict, I mean they gave Anne Hathaway an Oscar for cutting off her hair…and in this movie Penelope Cruc cut off titty..,…but it may not have worked out – or got nominated – it came out a year ago – but I like to think we’ve all won a bit – because of the tit – that could be hers or could be prosthetic – which in either case is great – since nothing is real, fake is good enough…

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