I remember this girl with a massive nose used to try to convince me that she looked like Penelope Cruz…in an ugly girls don’t realize they are ugly and try to associate with actresses who aren’t so ugly but who have the same ailment or deformity as them…because Penelope Cruz has a big nose and brown hair, doesn’t make you sisters motherfucker…

Not that it matters, what matters is that despite being old as fuck, this Spanish starlet and Oscar winner is still out there in magazines, in her underwear, that may or may not be jacked up her cunt, the way girls like to wear their panties, cuz it rubs against their clits right….perverts…

So if you’ve been wondering what Penelope Cruz has been up to….here it is.

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Penelope Cruz’s tits look good in her one piece bathing suit…which I think is important for all women….because I am an old school person, not some flimsy cunty have homosexual from drinking the chemicals in the water that make the fish gay…I am good old fashion pervert…who knows the value of good tits for a woman’s life, career and happiness….because without tits. They are nothing…

I mean just look at these tits, they were Spanish tits, small town Euro tits…that became Oscar winning tits, and without the tits…she’d be a zero…so thank the tits…celebrate the tits…but next time do it in a more Euro way and let me see the damn tits…

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I don’t find Penelope Cruz all that hot, but she’s looking better than usually, with her older face and big tits in seductive poses, all Spanish and amazing, like some Tapas, cheap wine, and other great Spanish things…like Ibiza and topless beaches….only more Hollywood and annoying….because Oscar Winners from the era of 30 million dollar pay days to be in movies – before the internet ruined that – makes small town Spanish girls cunty…..

Now, I don’t think Penelope is normally that hot, I never fell in love with her in any of her movies, and I used to fuck a girl who looked like her, I mean not really, but had a massive nose and would make me call her penelope as she “squirted” all over the place – denying it was pee…you know a Pee Denyer…the Holocaust Denyer of the bedroom…

This is for Vogue Spain, so I guess she’s bringing it home…literally…because they are probably very proud of all she’s done and as a thank you – might as well stare at her tits…

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Vogue has no merit. No integrity. They are just a fucking ad. One giant ad. Not only do they run the Kardashians and the other instagram models associated with the Kardashians on repeat, but they also run movie ads in the form of editorial photoshoots.

This is worse than clickbait, but it plays on nostalgia, so moron public like it. They feel it at an emotional level, they giggle and laugh at the joke, because they loved that movie, they think “shit, Zoolander is Real”….and as a marketing play, becuase people are idiots, it’s great…

But for Vogue to do this, to compromise content for an ad, just shows you that the magazine is dead.

An old weathered Ben Stiller, is famous, and his old tired joke, is done…and Vogue going along with it for money…because you know that’s what this is all about…is garbage..

Penelope Cruz is in it somewhere also…she’s old now too! Old, played out shit, EVERYWHERE! Thanks Vogue for being so cutting edge.

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