I remember this girl with a massive nose used to try to convince me that she looked like Penelope Cruz…in an ugly girls don’t realize they are ugly and try to associate with actresses who aren’t so ugly but who have the same ailment or deformity as them…because Penelope Cruz has a big nose and brown hair, doesn’t make you sisters motherfucker…
Not that it matters, what matters is that despite being old as fuck, this Spanish starlet and Oscar winner is still out there in magazines, in her underwear, that may or may not be jacked up her cunt, the way girls like to wear their panties, cuz it rubs against their clits right….perverts…
So if you’ve been wondering what Penelope Cruz has been up to….here it is.
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