I have done a series of posts on Miranda Kerr’s tactics to land a billionaire – I called it the Miranda Kerr schoole in landing a billion guess it works – because she just announced her engagement to the Snapchat nerd billionaire put at ring on the hooker – and they announced it with a snapchat filter….which I guess is how he asked her…or how they communicate .because when you have a god complex from creating snapchat – and lots of money – where you bang models who double as sugar babies – you can impress them pretty fucking easily…just show them your bank statement…and a reminder of what you created – with a snapchat filter…

It doesn’t make sense to me why he would marry some mom, washed out model – when he could have anyone

She’s obviously got her sales tactics down, she knows how to land a billionaire – and it works….

The lessons are:

1- get out of your relationship with some has been actor, and the best way to do that is by fucking Bieber…because actors aren’t billionaires

2- to get fired from your million dollar contract with a lingerie company, because the billionaires you are trying to bed won’t want to pay your rent when they know you have work…they just like that you had work and that you’re in a place of desperation that requires their help…

3- pull in some sporadic campaigns, so that she doesn’t seen like a full mooch….and the last thing is to do some media, get some red carpet pics, you know seem like an active member int he model world…because these billionaires want models, they don’t want girls who once modeled…

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