Cara Delevingne is up there with being the worst. I don’t know what I have against her, or what my problem is, because I should like any girl who is hot, skinny, and making that money….rocking an accent, in big movies, at all the parties…a real it girl….

You know I should put posters of her in my high school locker and fantasize about the day I’ll one day meet her and have her babies – even though she fucks girls, which should technically be bonus for my love for her…like what a great angle…she eats pussy and I eat pussy – more in common that I have with most girls I jerk off to..

But for some reason, I think she fucking sucks..she’s a terrible actor, an overrated model, she’s not that hot or interesting looking and her overall personality is just annoying. She’s a spoiled fucking kid who was born to the right family that got her to the right place..and now she’s out having fun, running shit, in a world that should have no fun, as we should all suffer as it self destructs…

I figured only nerds read this site- or go to this site – cool people are out doing cool things – so seeing her do bad impressions of villains is probably porn to you – and if it’s porn to you – then it’s porn to me…

It’s for Elle US…

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