Cora Keegan was a Victoria’s Secret model who hated being a model – and instead of following model dreams to become the next hooker peddling mindless garbage to idiot consumers who are all fucking robot drones who dress the same, shop the same, get in debt the same, have the same dumb conversation….she moved to LA, got a famous podcasting boyfriend – to focus on higher consciousness like mind altering drugs, music festivals, and getting naked for some random photographer for free.. you know a modern day hippie, probably a rich kid, who didn’t sell out to the man…to be a mall brand spokesmodel…basically working the mall handing out toilet paper samples…to live a more fulfilling life…where she can grow out her bush…for guys like me…who love bush…

I’m a fan, she’s a lovely creature…fuck then man, while fucking old man…

Now the broke as fuck in me thinks “if you’re gonna get naked in photoshoots for dudes, you might as well take the 1,000,000 dollars from the Mall brand bank”…and I’m right…but let her be entitled, arrogant enough to feel she has a higher – naked – purpose…

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