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2016

13

Sep

Madonna’s Nipple of the Day

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I went to a Madonna party once a few years ago…she wasn’t as repulsive as you’d expect a 60 year old who has been in the industry all these years to be. That’s not to say that she’s not a diva, a terror, an ego who is terrible to be around thanks to all the money she’s made and suck up she has…it’s just to say that she wasn’t offensive in her old age and she is the kind of woman you’d probably fuck because you’d fuck any woman, but also because she’s Madonna and it makes for a good story when you try to explain to your wife where the herpes came from…

All menopausal, shameless, attention seeking – since you can’t teach an old hooker new tricks….she sticks to her old tricks…

She’s at Fashion Week, because she’s a fag hag – always surrounded by gays…while being a celebrity…always surrounded by fancy and exclusive things…always invited everywhere…because she’s Madonna and in being Madonna comes braless – nipple slips…that aren’t erotic but still nipples…always a scandal that is hardly a scandal that you gotta stare at in confusion – because you got nothing better to look at or do and because you buy into this nonsense….that is really just a nipple, that hardly is a woman’s nipple, based on her menopause and hormone levels…because there comes a time in every bitches life where she essentially has the sex appeal of an old man…that time is coming for this one…it’s jut not quite there yet…

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  • special snowflake

    “also because she’s Madonna and it makes for a good story when you try to explain to your wife where the herpes came from…”
    ” since you can’t teach an old hooker new tricks….she sticks to her old tricks…”

    So effortlessly funny, I actually laughed and that doesn’t happen that often when I’m reading a celeb article.

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