Amanda Seyfried is terribly fucking boring – in both her personal life that she shares with dudes who jerk off to her – usually in the form of paparazzi pics…not in the form of selfies, absurd in this era of the selfie, I know..but something that makes her a little more interesting to me, even when she is terribly fucking boring…

The big news about her is that she’s got big tits…on a skinny enough frame, but that’s not really news that’s just all I care about knowing that I’ve seen her naked before…it’s all I see in anything she does…

My favorite thing about her is that she replaced Lohan and stole jobs from Lohan, who’s Lohan? How dare you….and Lohan, who used to send me text messages openly told me she couldn’t stand this bitch..a highlight in both Amanda Seyfried and my internet life..that ended shortly after that – when Lohan self destructed…

But I guess the big news about her isn’t that she’s got big tits on her skinny enough frame..it’s that she is engaged to some co-star she clearly has been fucking for years – despite him being married, only to lead to his divorce…thanks to probably knocking her up…

So these could be the first pregnancy pics, would be hard to tell since she always dresses like she’s in her pajamas on her period…but if you’re like me – and you are – because I am talking to myself here…the messenger bag tit…like the seat belt tit…is a hot new way to enjoy college tit….even on old ladies like Amanda Seyfried…

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