The highlight of the weekend was definitely being propositioned by a tinder escort who looked like a regular chubby 18 year old girl…but who figured out a good side hustle that was probably her main hustle…that involves fucking dudes off tinder for 100 dollars…because she likes to fuck and figures dudes are only there to fuck…and if you fuck two dudes a day…you’re making more than working at Subway…or whatever it is these girls do…because it seems everyone of them that I talk to…doesn’t have a fucking job…

But Heidi Montag in a bikini 10 years after first coming to the world as a whore from a reality show…and her husband Spencer…who despite being crazy famewhores and attention seekers in their 20s…are now more subtle, reserved, behind the scenes, but I guess willing to go at it one more time by calling the paparazzi and showing off how Heidi’s ridiculous plastic surgery aged…all while wearing one of the best hats you’ll see in fame whoring…

So I for one support making Heidi and Spencer famous again, I figure I’m old, I’m nostalgic, and I prefer when the fame whores were actually on TV, like execs had signed off on them…rather than letting the public pick and choose…which is what’s happening on social media now…

I want the idiot idols people look up to – to be bad corporate decisions…not just a girl who puts up spread ass pics on instagram for millions…not that I hate spread ass pics…I just hate the whole DIY, Hippie, marketing masterminds smarter than the big organizations at getting an audience and succeeding…I like them to remain bottom feeders who go to castings, eventually getting a hit show, only to go back to bottom feeding when it’s done….

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