Portia Doubleday is not related to Portia de Rossi – who is better known as Ellen’s sugarbaby, who realizes if you let a pitch eat your ass every couple of days, and you don’t act up, you don’t need to suck cock to get movie and TV roles, you just need to lay back, take it all in, and live off the Ellen money…

This Porta is from MR ROBOT, a show people seem to like, but that I’ve never seen because TV rots your soul and is generally shit, but I appreciate that she’s clever enough to post shower pics to matter as much as she can – while eyes are on her and dudes are watching the show thinking…”who’s this new 28 year old pussy”…”I just want to grab it”…

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