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2016

13

Dec

Shanina Shaik For Love and Lemons Shoot of the Day

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Shanina rhymes with vagina…at least the way I am pronouncing it…which is what matters because I am a self involved anti social who doesn’t talk to anything but the voices in my head….

She is Australian…but ethnically she’s from Lithuania, Pakistan and Saudi….which is proof that if you cross breed humans you can end up with designer labia, like the Cock-a-Doodle or the Godlie Poo or whatever the fuck else is cross bred with poodles in the dog world to create mutts you can brand and sell to rich people…

She’s in bathing suits for a clothing brand, she’s not really showing anything amazing, no labia, no butthole, but if she’s still fucking Tyson Beckford we can assume those orifices have been banged the fuck out…he’s big and black and that’s what happens to vaginas that are built to pass babies through them….

I like the shitty color, the pouring water on herself, it’s like ART but the instagram version that has destroyed anything that remotely felt like art…reminding us that art is just a lie – a scam….a way to sell bullshit…

FASCINATING POST BY A FASCINATING PERSON…I know. How do I even exist…

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