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2016

20

Dec

Gabby Brooks for Playboy of the Day

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I’ve never heard of this model,Gabby Brookes, but she’s ok….

She’s doing “instagram” nude – which is naked chick covering herself for Playboy US, which is a magazine that confuses the fuck out of me.

I’ve written about it a lot – because it is so absurd – if you consider this writing…because they rebranded to be more internet AD friendly and to generate more clicks from people at their offices – who otherwise wouldn’t be allowed on PLAYBOY.com because of the sexual nature of their content…

So instead of sticking to a formula, while remaining the sleazy brand they’ve alway been to anyone who’s seen a stripper with a Playboy tattoo, but as a tit free destination – that was built on tits – but that doesn’t show tits anymore – because advertising dollars are more important than brand, integrity, or really anything of value……

Yet…they still get girls naked for shoots, they just don’t show you, in what is a cocktease, less sexy than a fashion magazine, with girls we’ve never head of, in a DO THE NON NUDE PLAYBOY LIKE A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES WHO DON’T SHOW ASSHOLES….

So everything they do is based on traditional Playboy…but instead of building on it, they fuck it up the ass and give us garbage…

It’s a terrible fucking turn of events….just fucking terrible…but at least they still have a porn site to compensate for this – whatever the fuck it is – nonsense…

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