Baywatch is really reminding you that they are from the 90s by releasing a shitty Calendar to hype up their stupid fucking movie….because the 90s are in and you better fucking cash in…
From Tommy to Calvin Klein to every brand from the 90s re-releasing logos from their brand in the 90s….to Hollywood having no idea, trying to attempt to get the nostalgic 30+ viewer to buy movie tickets – since no one under 30 goes to the movies…
So even 90s shitty TV has a shot to be revived…even though in the 90s people only watched it because there were tits in bathing suits on a Friday or Saturday night – in an era pre internet – when we were forced to jerk off to VHS porn and print magazines…featuring the same girls that were in Baywatch…
Their movie features girls we can google…naked…so why sit through an hour of bad writing…because the Rock is in it? Winning formula…
There is no way anyone is actually emotionally attached to the show, or even nostalgic on the show, but if they exist, you best steer clear from the theater, because it will be filled with the worst humans possible…and that’s a fucking fact…
There is no way this won’t be a flop….it has to be a flop….in the mean time…here’s their calendar cuz they know their market…of losers..
